So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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