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• (765): View more from Indiana

  She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.

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• (650): View more from California

  You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.

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