i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Im part way to drunk.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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