seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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