Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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