IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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