it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Green mimosas i think yes
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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