oh god the rape fog is back!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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