Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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