Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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