so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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