i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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