It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
wow bdsm is so cute
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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