Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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