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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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