are you so shy because you have an std?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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