Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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