I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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