I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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