You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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