He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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