Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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