I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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