i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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