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We're like a lot better than the average bears

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(312): We're like a lot better than the average bears http://tfl.nu/6x8n

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whjeg hajt iyt

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say what?

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wanna hang out?

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(845): whjeg hajt iyt (914): say what? (845): wanna hang out? http://tfl.nu/4g99

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You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you

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(321): You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you http://tfl.nu/ey1b

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the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.

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(512): the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like. http://tfl.nu/1vno

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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?

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(617): At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic? http://tfl.nu/efxp

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Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.

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He had some in his pocket. That was weird.

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(937): Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon. (937): He had some in his pocket. That was weird. http://tfl.nu/q8lw

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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.

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(601): I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water. http://tfl.nu/8w2r

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Public safety found my id!

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And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.

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(248): Public safety found my id! (248): And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had. http://tfl.nu/apb6

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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.

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(617): I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster. http://tfl.nu/4sze

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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.

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(404): standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture. http://tfl.nu/15y7

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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.

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(618): It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over. http://tfl.nu/n4d4

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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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(519): He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier. http://tfl.nu/icz2

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(360): View more from Washington

sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.

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(360): sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name. http://tfl.nu/z35x

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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.

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(905): And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high. http://tfl.nu/wkek

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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.

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The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...

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(785): Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark. (1-785): The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself... http://tfl.nu/up2w

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