he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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