Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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