we're blogging at a bar
wrigley field is MILF paradise
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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