why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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