Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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