I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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