this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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