Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nutella sex= disaster
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize