i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
