They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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