What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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