lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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