The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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