i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Randomize
