so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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