is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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