my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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