Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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