what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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