My liver just broke up with me...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Come on in and take your pants off
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