Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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