My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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