Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Use "feeling words"
Yay
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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