Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
