Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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