I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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