No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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