bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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