She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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