Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize