The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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